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A man asks his wife:

Can I come in your ear?

She says: NO, I might go deaf!

He says: Funny, I always cum in

your mouth but you never shut the

fuck up!

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Boy: Our principal is so stupid.

Girl: Don’t you know who i am?

Boy: No.

Girl: i’m the principal’s daughter.

Girl: No.

Boy: Good (walks away)

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Wife to husband:Did you have any girl friend before marriage?

Husband: remains silent.

Wife:what is the meaning for the silence?

Husband: don’t disturb while counting….hahaha😃

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2 men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said

“Na my wife is better”

2nd went in and came out n said

“U R right ur wife is much better.”

 

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I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any Boyfriend

before marriage??

Wife remains silent…

Husband: Mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhu??

Wife:Abbe gin ne to De…😀

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Boy: what is that u keep in ur mouth which

is 6 long and move it in and out and wait for

a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.

i cant tell such words

Boy: dont worry its tooth brush

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A child can teach an adult

three thing:

To be happy for no reason,

To be alqays busy with

something,

And to demand everything

with all onw’s might!

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