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Once there were three Ladies.

First Lady:-

My husband’s hair color is Brown, So i will wear Brown Dress for tomorrow Party.

Second Lady:-

My husband’s hair color is Yellow, So i will wear yellow Dress for tomorrow Party.

Third Lady questioned:

My Husband is bald, So what should I ???!!!

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A boy said to a girl:’-

“Come in my heart and stay

here forever”.

Girl replied:-

“Should i remove my sleepers???”

Boy, “No honey,

its not a temple come without removing!!!”😝

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Most Irritating Moments

-Morning Alarm

Most Difficult Task

-To find Socks

Most Dreadful Journey

-Way to Class

Most Tragic Moments

-Suprise Test in 1st Period

Most Wonderful News

-TEACHER IS ABSENT 😝

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Teacher: Why are you Late Today?

Student: Because of sign down the road.

Teacher: What dose a sign have to do with

your being late?

Student: The sign said,

“School Ahead, Go Slow”😝

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An Old man had 8 hair on his head.

He went to a Barber shop.

Barber in anger asked:

shall I cut or count?

Old man smiled and said:

“Colour it”

LIFE is to enjoy with whatever

you have with you,😜

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So Sweet is ur SMILE,

So Sweet is ur STYLE,

So Sweet is ur VOICE,

So Sweet is ur EYE,

see…………How Sweetly I Lie.😜

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  1. 2 Girls Sitting Quite..
  2. Wife Not Asking For Money..
  3. Girlfriend Paying The Bill..
  4. Girls Going Out Without Make-Up..
  5. Boys Saying I Love Only 1 Girl..

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Teacher: What is ur name?

Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear.

Teacher: Unn..!! dont joke.! tell me the right name..!

Student: My name is Sundrlal Chadda.

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Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person

who started dieting, but forgot

to stop it!!

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