Category: Urdu Sms

3.5 (70%) 2 votes

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai

To Air Hostess Asked:

R U Suffering From Fever?

Khan Sahb:

No, Suffering From Karachi & Going 2 Peshawar

Pathan Sms

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1 Janaaza ja Raha Tha

Bohat Log Sath Ja Rahay Thay

1 Pathan B Janazay K Saath Mill Gaya

Kissi Ne Kaha “KALMA-E-SHAHADT”

PATHAN BOLA “ZINDA BAAD”

Pathan Sms

5 (100%) 1 vote

Mojhy Solany Ki Khater Jn Rat Aati H

Me So Nhi Pata Rat So Jate H

Pochny Pr Dil C Awaz Ate H

Aj Yad Krlo Rat Toh Roz Ate H

Good Night.

Good Night Sms

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Ap Kuo Bhuol Jao Namomqen C Bat Hy

Ap Ko Na Ho Yken Yh Or Bat hy

Jb Tk Rhege Sance Tb Tk Rhogy Yad

Yh Sance Tuot Jay Or Bat Hy.

Urdu Romantic Sms

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Biwi: Aji Sunte ho…

Hamari shaadi karane wale pandit ji ka aaj accident ho gya,,,…

Or wo ab nahi rahe…😫

Pati: Acha,,,ek na ek din use apne paapo ki saza milni hi thi…

Husband Wife Urdu Sms

2.6 (52%) 5 votes

Sardar ji: Doctor ne bola koi bimari nahi hai,

phir bhi udaskyu ho?

Sardarini: soch rahi hu fees ke 250 rupaye bekar

hi cale gaye!!!😝

Sardar Funny Sms

5 (100%) 3 votes

Sardar ji ne English speaking me admission liya aur

us se kaha gaya k koi acha english sentence bolo:

Sardar ji: josh me bola I shall never die before my death!😆

Sardar Funny Sms

5 (100%) 1 vote

Sardar 1 : aasaan ki english me kiya kehtey hain??

Sardar 2 : patha nahi yaar itne Easy word ki meaning

yaad nahi aa raha!!😃

Sardar Funny Sms

5 (100%) 1 vote

Pathan Ne pehli Bar Roza Rkha Dopeher Me

Nidhal Ho Gya or F.M. Radio call ki.

Host Boli: Geeee Caller,

kia Sun’na Pasnd Kren Gy.

Pathan Bola:

Hum Ko Maghrib ka Azan Sunwa Do.😆

Pathan Sms

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Betaab sy rehte hain teri yaad me aksar

Shab bhar nhi soty teri yaad me aksar

Jisam me dard ka bahana sa bana ka

Hum toot ka roty hain teri yaad me aksar

I Miss You G

Miss You SMS