Category: Pathan Sms

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Pathan Ne pehli Bar Roza Rkha Dopeher Me

Nidhal Ho Gya or F.M. Radio call ki.

Host Boli: Geeee Caller,

kia Sun’na Pasnd Kren Gy.

Pathan Bola:

Hum Ko Maghrib ka Azan Sunwa Do.😆

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Pathan:

Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain Mujhe Kpray Lena Hain,

Main Kya Karon?

Friend:

Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo

Pathan:

Loan Le To Lon Magar Humko

Sirf Cotton Pehany Ki Aadat ha 😆

 

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1 Pathan ne veena malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena: Aap log to kehte hein ke mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan: Tumhary paison se hum masjid ka BATHROOM

banaye ga..!😆😜

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Eik Pathan NAMAZ parh raha tha tu

dosra us k bare me kisi ko bta rha tha

“ye bara Namazi or parhezgar hy”

Pathan NAMAZ tor kr bola esko bolo

HUM ne HAJJ bhi kia!😆

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Pathan ne apni Qaza Nmaz adaa karne ka socha

Namaz se pehle oonchi awaz main niyyat ki.

2 rkaat Nmaz Qaza Fajr 28 sep 2017 5:20 purana

musharaf wala time

ALLAH O AKBAR…

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Pathan Rail Ki Patri Par Lait Gaya

1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kar Rahe Ho

Train Aye Ge To Mar Jao Ge

Pathan: Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzar

Gaya Kich Nahi Hua

Train Kya Cheez Hai!😆

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Friend: Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain?

Pathan: Jitne Saal Ke Hum Hai.

Friend: Wo Kse?

Pathan: O Yara

Jis Din Hum Paida Hua,

Usi Din To Wo Abbu Bana!😄

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Pathan Ny Bache Ka Nam MQM Rakha

Dost: Apko MQM Sy Nfrat Hy Phr Apny

Bete Ka Nam MQM Ku Rukha,

Pathan: Hum Sari Dunya Ko Batana Chata

Hai Pathan MQM Ka Baap He.😃

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Pathan Apni GF se:

Hum 30 Behn Bhai Hain

Larki:

Kya Aap Ke Ghar Family Planning Wala Nahi Aate?

Pathan:

Aye Thay School Samjh Ke Wapis Chale Gae😜😄

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