Category: Santa Banta Sms

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Santa: main ek baar apne bathroom me

susu karne gaya to waha sher tha

Banta: phir kya hua…

Santa: maine sher ko kaha…

aap karlo, mera to nikal gaya!!!😄

Santa Banta Sms

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Santa ko mughalo ne pakad liya,

aur use akbar ke pass le gae…

Akbar: isko bandi bana diya jaee…

Santa: nahi nahi jahan panah!!!

reham!! Mujhe banda hi rehne do…😀

Santa Banta Sms

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Santa sari zindagi sochta raha

sochta raha sochta raha

aur bahut hi sochta raha,

sochte sochte hi marr gaya ki

agar meri behn k 2 bahi hain to

mera 1 kaise???

Santa Banta Sms

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Santa:

Yaar Hum Hindi Bolte Hai,

English Bolte hai,

But Maths Kyun Nahi ?

Banta:

Jyada 3-5 Mat Kar Aur 9-2-11

Ho Ja Varna 4-5 Dhar Dunga,

36 Ke 6 Reh Jayenge

Samjha…!!!

Santa Banta Sms

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Santa: main ek baar apne bathroom me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha

Banta: phir kya hua…

Santa: maine sher ko kaha…

aap karlo, mere to nikal gaya!!!😀

Santa Banta Sms