Category: Sardar Funny Sms

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Sardar ji: Doctor ne bola koi bimari nahi hai,

phir bhi udaskyu ho?

Sardarini: soch rahi hu fees ke 250 rupaye bekar

hi cale gaye!!!😝

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Sardar ji ne English speaking me admission liya aur

us se kaha gaya k koi acha english sentence bolo:

Sardar ji: josh me bola I shall never die before my death!πŸ˜†

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Sardar 1 : aasaan ki english me kiya kehtey hain??

Sardar 2 : patha nahi yaar itne Easy word ki meaning

yaad nahi aa raha!!πŸ˜ƒ

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Sardar: Main apni biwi nu 10v karwai, 12v karai,

Bsc karai, MSc karai, Fir PhD b karai,

te hun nokri te lagwya,

2nd Sardar: hun ko changa jiya munda lub k VIYAH

v kra de…!πŸ˜€

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Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha, urr ja.

but…

makhi nahin uri,

Sardar ne kaha,

Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jaeen to

makhi sun nahin sakti.😁

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Sardar in a Coffee House with wife.

Sardar: Jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jayegi,

Wife: feir ki hoga?

Sardar ji: Menu card dekh. Hot coffee

Rs.10 and Cold Coffee Rs.30.πŸ˜€

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Titanic doob raha tha,

1 angrez ne Sardar se pucha

Zameen kitni door hai?

angrez ne samanddar main jump laga kar pucha, kis taraf?

Sardar: Neechy ki taraf.😝

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Son: Dad Aaj madam ne sawal puchaΒ jiska

jawab sirf mujhe pata tha.

Sardar: Shabaash mera beta, sawal kya tha?

Son: Sawaal tha Black Board kol Tatti kinne kiti aye.!πŸ˜πŸ˜†

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Sardar: Tere result ka kya banya?

Beta: Madam kehndi si es class vich

1 saal hor lagna ay.

Sardar: Saal chahy 2-3 hor lag jaan

bus fail na hoen.

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A man to sardar:

Sardar ji petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai.

Sardar: Leh dass, saanu ki faraq painda aae?

Assi te pehlay v 100 da puanday c tay hun v

100 da puawan gay.😜

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