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Santa ko mughalo ne pakad liya,

aur use akbar ke pass le gae…

Akbar: isko bandi bana diya jaee…

Santa: nahi nahi jahan panah!!!

reham!! Mujhe banda hi rehne do…πŸ˜€

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Santa sari zindagi sochta raha

sochta raha sochta raha

aur bahut hi sochta raha,

sochte sochte hi marr gaya ki

agar meri behn k 2 bahi hain to

mera 1 kaise???

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Santa:

Yaar Hum Hindi Bolte Hai,

English Bolte hai,

But Maths Kyun Nahi ?

Banta:

Jyada 3-5 Mat Kar Aur 9-2-11

Ho Ja Varna 4-5 Dhar Dunga,

36 Ke 6 Reh Jayenge

Samjha…!!!

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Santa: main ek baar apne bathroom me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha

Banta: phir kya hua…

Santa: maine sher ko kaha…

aap karlo, mere to nikal gaya!!!πŸ˜€

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Friends are:

F: Fabulous

R: Real

I: Impeccable

E: Everlasting

N: Necessary

D: Delectable and

S: Spicy

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F: Fied of Joy

R: Root of Love

I: Island of Ecstasy

E: End of Sorrow

N: Nemesis of Agony

D: Door of Hope

That’s you, my dear friends!

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Once there were three Ladies.

First Lady:-

My husband’s hair color is Brown, So i will wear Brown Dress for tomorrow Party.

Second Lady:-

My husband’s hair color is Yellow, So i will wear yellow Dress for tomorrow Party.

Third Lady questioned:

My Husband is bald, So what should I ???!!!

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A boy said to a girl:’-

“Come in my heart and stay

here forever”.

Girl replied:-

“Should i remove my sleepers???”

Boy, “No honey,

its not a temple come without removing!!!”😝

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Most Irritating Moments

-Morning Alarm

Most Difficult Task

-To find Socks

Most Dreadful Journey

-Way to Class

Most Tragic Moments

-Suprise Test in 1st Period

Most Wonderful News

-TEACHER IS ABSENT 😝

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Teacher: Why are you Late Today?

Student: Because of sign down the road.

Teacher: What dose a sign have to do with

your being late?

Student: The sign said,

“School Ahead, Go Slow”😝

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